#31: Hey, Paul Rust!

Hey, Paul Rust!

Comedic actor and writer PAUL RUST (@paulrust) joins Jon and Eric to talk about being a class clown in Iowa in front of his teacher mom, learning about comedy and crazy dreams! Mostly, they discuss human nature and how our brains work - crazy, right?! AM I RIGHT?!

UPDATE (03/2017): Paul is currently starring in and produces Love on Netflix, which he co-created. Seasons 1 and 2 are streaming now and season 3 is in production!

#30: Hey, Whitney Moore!

Hey, Whitney Moore!

Hey Teens gets a visit from cult movie princess, Whitney Moore, the female lead of "Birdemic: Shock & Terror" and the upcoming "Birdemic 2"!  Whitney talks about being a shitty teen who followed her dreams to become an actor and ended up in an iconicly terribly movie. Make sure to follow @heyteenspodcast on twitter for some Hey Teens Show and Tell!

#29: Hey, Nick Youssef!

Hey, Nick Youssef!

Nick Youssef may be a comedian now, but he USED to be a car hood-ornament thief! Check out this episode of Hey Teens to hear the harrowing tale of theft gone wrong! But that's not the only way Nick was a teenage scumbag, and you'll just have to listen to find out the rest of the story!

#28: Hey, Phoenix Askani!

Hey, Phoenix Askani!

Adult Film actress, Phoenix Askani talks to Jon & Eric about JOHN TESH knuckle tattoos, music, truth or dare and losing best friends to Juggalos! Don't forget to stick around for some sage advice and some teens in the news!

#27: Hey, Kinsey Schofield!

Hey, Kinsey Schofield!

Wrap it up. Knock it off. Do your own laundry. Oh, and check out Kinsey Schofield! Social Media maven, Kinsey Schofield joins Jon and Eric to dish about her teen years which involve hiding boys under her bed, myspace,  dry humping and MORE! Hear about what teens are doing in the news and listen to Jon, Eric and Kinsey answer some real teen advice questions!

#26: Hey, Ariel Teal Toombs!

Hey, Ariel Teal Toombs!

Ariel Teal Toombs is in the studio with Jon & Eric to talk about growing up in Oregon and how that led to her current career as a working actress. Listen to her stories about getting pulled over, a boy faking terminal cancer to win her over & her experiences bringing boys home to her meet her father, a famous Pro-Wrestler.  All in a day's work for a former-teen! ALSO, Jon and Eric introduce the world to a new segment!

#25: Hey, Rachel Cohn!

Hey, Rachel Cohn!

WOW! Jon & Eric talk to Young Adult novelist, Rachel Cohn!  Rachel talks about growing up in a world filled with books and movies.  Learn about child entertainers, getting your crush to notice you, and tips on how to show up to prom.  Are you hot? Are you not? Find out on this episode of HEY TEENS!

#24: Hey, Gabrus!

Hey, Gabrus!

You probably recognize Jon Gabrus from when he was kicked out of the Cash Cab and the TGS writers room on 30 Rock, but NOW he's on HEY, TEENS!  Gabrus talks to Jon & Eric (not Steve or Travis) about name-calling, D&D, controlling your urethra, Adam Sandler and MORE. ALSO, find out what food item Gabrus once used to masturbate with disastrous results. 

#23: Hey, J Keith!

Hey, J Keith!

Comedian and Host, J. Keith Van Straaten joins Jon & Eric for a discussion about growing up in the streets of Chicago and Los Angeles. They also talk about Weird Al…a lot.  ALSO, hear the story of how Jon first met J Keith -- it involves game shows and chimpanzees!

#22: Hey, Charla Pihlstrom!

Hey, Charla Pihlstrom!

You may THINK you know Charla Pihlstrom (@BadCharla) based on her stint on the FOX reality show, Paradise Hotel, but think again! You're about to get the full story of Charla going back to her teen years in Minnesota.  Learn about plus-size male models, clothes that smells like dog, and MUCH MORE!  And hey, we're here to win.

#21: Hey, Joe Mande!

Hey, Joe Mande!

Writer, Comedian & IBS Champion, Joe Mande (@JoeMande) tells Jon and Eric tales of landlords, gambling rings, uncontrollable shitting and MORE! ALSO, learn how to hold somebody's hand and what the best kind of porn is!  Happy New Year!

#20: Hey, Andy Rosen!

Hey, Andy Rosen!

Totally Laime's, Andy Rosen (@Dr_Rosen_Rosen) joins Jon and Eric to talk about jerking off, being molestation bait, Aerosmith and MORE!  And hey, when was the last time you cried?

#19: Hey, Jeff Dutton & Mike Mitchell!

Hey, Jeff Dutton & Mike Mitchell!

Check out this WICKED FUNNY episode of Hey Teens featuring Jeff Dutton and Mike "Mitch" Mitchell, two members of The Birthday Boys, a sketch comedy group based in Los Angeles.  They talk anime, rowing crew, college roommates, film school and MORE! And don't forget to keep listening after the end of the show for a Hey Teens epilogue: One guest shares his story from his first time masturbating! 

#18: Hey, Asterios Kokkinos!

Hey, Asterios Kokkinos!

Star Trek enthusiast and stand-up comic, Asterios Kokkinos (@asterios) talks video games, action figures, pissing your pants and MORE with Jon & Eric.  Download NOW and find out how to tell a friend that they're looking fat, how to better trust your bf/gf, how to cheat on test and MORE!

#17: Hey, Marie Colette & Cornell Reid!

Hey, Marie Colette & Cornell Reid!

Jon & Eric go head 2 head with Cornell Reid (@Corneezy) & Marie Colette (@MarieColette) talk being teens in Northern California and Minnesota. They talk about cigarettes, weed, sports, theater and A Prairie Home Companion. 

#16: Hey, Jon & Eric!

Hey, Jon & Eric!

Jon and Eric go it alone on this episode of Hey Teens, but it doesn't mean things don't get nutty. They talk about first bands, first kisses, getting into comedy and fingerbanging Rosie Perez.  They also answer the age-old question: Why are boys gross?!?!?!?

#15: Hey, Dana DeArmond!

Hey, Dana DeArmond!

Former horseback-rider, Dana DeArmond takes a break from working out and getting boned on camera to talk to Jon and Eric about her past as a "teenage shithead". A Hey Teens first: our guest gets a SURPRISE phone call!

#14: Hey, Dave "Nuzzy" Nussbaum!

Hey, Dave "Nuzzy" Nussbaum!

Decently Funny Podcast's Dave "Nuzzy" Nussbaum comes on the show to talk to Jon and Eric about his past as a bullied Jew Nerd on the Jersey Shore where he worked as a carnie. We promise that it's less depressing than it sounds! Also a Hey Teens first - we are 100% responsible for a guest's fight with their significant other!  Oops!  HOLLA!

#13: Hey, Nikki Lynn Katt!

Hey, Nikki Lynn Katt!

Nikki Lynn Katt (@NikkiLynnKatt)  hasn't always been the comedic pop singer we all know and love today.  She actually spent the bulk of her teen years as a born again christian!    They also talk about blind dates, lost loves, lesbianism, masturbation, etc.  FUN STUFF!

#12: Hey, Gina Grad!

Hey, Gina Grad!

Gina Grad (@GinaGrad) is the cohost for the Pretty Good Podcast, which is way more than just that!  Gina talks to Jon & Eric about her biggest teenage regrets, peanut butter, beer and  Jimmy Buffet.  Be sure to stay tuned at the end for a Hey, Teens epilogue!